Dear Jesus, somebody needs to stop this from happening. Diablo Cody will be destroying some of the last good memories of my teen years by adapting Sweet Valley High for the big screen.
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More Zombie fun!
Just got back from the best book store ever. Lookee what I’ve got:
Zombie love and poetry. What more could a girl want. Here’s a sample from Zombie Haiku:
Biting into heads
Is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.
Nothing hurts me now.
Normally the screwdriver
Wouldn’t have gone there
You are so lucky
That I cannot remember
How to use doorknobs
Now that’s some good zombie poetry. Fox Searchlight has already bought the rights to film Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament produced by Diablo Coty.
