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Heather, my love, there’s a new bad series headed our way.

I must be psychic. Well probably not, I just know that Hollywood has run out of original ideas and is going to develop Heathers into a tv show. Variety.com reports:

“(The)Dark comedy will be adapted for TV by scribe Mark Rizzo, with an assist from “Sex and the City” alum Jenny Bicks. Sony Pictures TV, where Bicks is based, will produce, along with Lakeshore Entertainment, which holds the rights to “Heathers.”

It’ll probably be like Gossip Girl meets 90210 with a few suicides tossed in. Who will be the new Veronica and JD? Oooh I know, Michelle Trachtenberg and Zac Efron. They’ll probably try to get Winona and Christian to guest star as the parents. Cringe.

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How anti social people spend their weekend.

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While most of you enjoyed the beautiful sunshine this weekend, I played hermit and watched a Burn Notice marathon, Heathers and Buffy the Vampire Slayer…the actual movie not the series.

I don’t know what part I love the most about Buffy the movie, the terrible acting, the vampires with horrible pancake makeup, the Valley Girl dialogue, Rutger Hauer?? Perhaps I love it because it has one of the best death scenes ever by Pee Wee Herman:

Oh yeah and you remember how Winona Ryder keeps throwing it out that there will be a Heathers 2? Apparently, Winona’s just making it up in her head. Thank you lord, I cannot take another remake or sequel. Although, now that the original director and writer of the film are discussing Heathers again, it could still happen right?