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Send in the slutty clowns.

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Salon.com has a good article about the slutting up of Halloween costumes:

“Just when we’d grudgingly resigned ourselves to Halloween’s transformation into International Dress Like a Fetish Porn Star Day, this year’s autumnal celebration is going the extra skank mile.”

It takes alot to offend me but a “Lovely Lolita” costume for teens? A sexy “Tin Man” costume for tweens??? Both are sold out by the way so you should be seeing them in a neighborhood near you this Halloween! We won’t even discuss the slutty pet costumes, I’m sure the Paris Hiltons of the world have bought those all up.

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Poor baby, doesn’t she look like she’s giving the photographer the evil eye?

I remember thinking I was way cool with my “Princess” costume that came in box from Woolworths. Remember those stiff plastic masks with the hole cut outs you could barely breathe thru and the cheap plastic sheet with the princess dress painted on it(in what was surely lead paint from China)? Now those were costumes.

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20 Great Costumes to Dress Up Your Pet.

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If by “great” you mean “ridiculous” and “guaranteed to make your pug pee in your shoes later”, then yes!

I think this is the worst one of the bunch:

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…even the dog seems to be saying, “Really? Slave Leia? REALLY?!??”