Apparently Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested for neglecting to pay a $10,000 hotel bill. While that is mildly interesting, I only chose to share this with you all because of the awesome photo CNN chose to accompany the story. Did you click the link? There are no words.
Update: The mugshot has been posted here. He looks so damn happy to be arrested. Maybe the photographer just told a good Knock Knock joke.