Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? Got your hideout all stocked? No? Then you better get a move on because I’m telling you now that Swine Flu is just the coverup for the real deal…Zombies! Just read this article at the Telegraph:
“It’s like we’re in a strange zombie movie or something,” said Gerardo Garcia, a 23-year-old student, hurriedly stocking up with groceries.
“You don’t know who could be carrying this plague so it is best to just keep behind closed doors as much as possible.”
Uh huh. Laugh at my paranoia now but just remember this moment when your next door neighbor is chewing on your brain.