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Better Off Ted.

It’s videos like this that make me love Better Off Ted just a little bit more. It’s a response from Veridian Dynamics(the company where Ted works)to being bumped off the schedule due to the president’s primetime press conference. Find out all about Veridian Dynamics here, including these fun facts:

  • Our diversified corporation is building a brighter future through our patented system of science and innovation, known as “sciencevation.
  • Veridian Dynamics is at the forefront of feminist issues. Before we started dumping waste in the oceans only fifty percent of fish had female genitalia. Now it’s up to eighty-five!
  • Over half our employees work in the legal department. So don’t even think about suing us. We’re looking at you, guy with no face who used that shampoo we recalled.