Is that not the best headline of the week? Apparently traumatized from fighting all those zombies on the set of his new movie, “Zombieland”, Mr. Harrelson attacked a TMZ paparazzo as he took his picture at La Guardia. Honestly, can you blame him? The paparazzi can seem a little like a roving band of zombies. I’m just sayin’.
Time magazine says zombies are the new vampires. Well duh. Who wants those pretty boy vamps, especially ones that sparkle. Apparently it all boils down to a zombie’s relatability:
“Sure, he’s an abomination and a crime against all that is good and holy. But he exemplifies some real American values too. He’s plucky and tenacious — you can cut off his limbs and he’ll keep on coming atcha. And he’s humble. ”
You can find the rest of the article here.
Click here to see the most awesome Zombie song EVER by Jonathan Coulton.
Just got back from the best book store ever. Lookee what I’ve got:
Zombie love and poetry. What more could a girl want. Here’s a sample from Zombie Haiku:
Biting into heads
Is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.
Nothing hurts me now.
Normally the screwdriver
Wouldn’t have gone there
You are so lucky
That I cannot remember
How to use doorknobs
Now that’s some good zombie poetry. Fox Searchlight has already bought the rights to film Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament produced by Diablo Coty.
If you love Zombie killin’…and really…who doesn’t…check out this game…The Last Stand 2.
Let me offer you a word of advice before you start the killin’. When you pick up survivors, keep this in mind. They are a bunch of sissies who will ditch you the minute things start looking bad and leave you to get your brain munched on. You’ve been officially warned. Have fun!
