I was in a pretty dark mood when a friend sent me this. It was impossible not to smile and sing along. Enjoy.
So I got to be a bridesmaid for the first time. At 38, that seems sort of strange, but my friends and family have always been the elope or court house sort of folk.
I had planned on letting people much more skilled in the ways of mascara and lip gloss handle my makeup that day. Unfortunately, due to a scheduling mix up, I was left to do my own makeup. I am fairly comfortable doing a day to day look, but felt a little nervous doing a photo ready face. I was also on a tight budget and needed products that wouldn’t slide off my face in the 95+ degree heat. Yay Summer weddings!
So here’s what I bought:
Great coverage and went on smoothly. Evened out my skin nicely and is SPF15.
At $28, that seems a little pricey, but you really only use a small amount over the tinted moisturizer. I put it on over my tinted foundation at the suggestion of a makeup artist. It stayed put for about 10 hours of sweating, photo taking, eating and dancing all night.
This palette tells you where each color goes. Saved me a ton of time and made my eyes “pop” as the fashion magazines like to say. Also, did I tell you it was $1.99? Bam!
It plumped up my sparse lashes pretty well and didn’t melt in the sun.
5. e.l.f. All Over Stick in Pink Lemonade, $1(available at select Target stores)
Gave me a nice pinky glow, went on evenly and gave me a “dewy” look. Note I said “dewy” not “sweaty”. Very important.
I used this as a sort of highlighter/bronzer. Kept me from looking like my usual “Portland Pale” as I like to call it.
With oil absorbing ingredients like kaolin and cornstarch, I stayed shine-free all day and night. Went on super smooth and felt a lot more expensive than it was. My favorite new beauty find.
This is very nice lip liner. Won’t pull at your lips. Very smooth and goes with well with berry or rose colored lip colors. Paraben free to boot!
I love, love, love this lip shimmer. I use it almost every day. Doesn’t smell or taste bad, looks natural and stays on pretty well. Helped moisturize my chapped lips to help them look smooth in photos.
So that’s it. Took me about 20 minutes to do my whole look. I even received a compliment from someone who thought the salon’s makeup artist did my face!
Deeply unsettling is the only way I can describe this.
Have you seen the geek version of Enrique Inglesias’ “Tonight I’m F****** You”? No? Then please to enjoy the following few minutes of awesomeness starring Alessandra Torresani from the cancelled series, Caprica.
Buzzfeed has the 25 Best Pictures of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks. You’re welcome.
Sad to say but I think we can put that last nail in Better Off Ted’s coffin. Both Andrea Anders(Linda) and Jay Harrington(Ted), have accepted roles in new sitcoms. Anders will be starring in Matthew Perry’s Mr Sunshine and Harrington will be the lead actor in an NBC sitcom Nature vs Nuture.
Probably asking too much from ABC, but one can always hope for a Lem/Phil spinoff.
This cracked me up and yes, I realize I have taken one more step to being a cat lady. I’m ok with it.
Please consider donating to one of the following organizations to help out with the Haiti relief:
Tom’s Shoes($5 of each purchase for the next 48 hrs goes to the relief efforts thru Partners in Health)
Feisty Elle($15 from each purchase goes to Yele Haiti thru Jan 31st)
The smallest donation can make a difference. Thank you.
This sound familiar to you Wire fans?